Monday, October 8, 2018

Caligula


Caligula[1] keeps appearing in my mind, every time I have to observe the Trump doing something asinine, well doing anything actually.  We briefly stopped in to see our granddaughter the other day, and I asked her whether she had ever heard of The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire[2]. Because, I said, we may be witnessing the same thing here, the Decline and Fall of the American Empire. And, I told her, I expected, when she turned 18, she and her brothers would have to begin rescuing our once great nation from the dismal state into which it has fallen. She was fascinated by the comparison, but declined the honor of assuming responsibility for our rescue. She thought, since we messed it up, it would be up to us to solve the problem(s).  Seems fair, actually.

But, then we have Caligula.  Our Caligula has been either playing golf, or speechifying at some campaign rally full time, ever since he was elected . . . that is, when he isn’t making love to some brutal dictator, like Kim. I keep wondering what his “Days in Washington v. Days Elsewhere” ratio is, if compared with any other president.  But, we should have known this was coming. He really is just an amateur entertainer playing at being President, with heavy stress on the term “amateur”.
I keep wondering whether, now, we have so lowered the bar, that we have effectively eliminated any notion of qualifications for the post of American President. Remember the Clown Car in the circus? Would we care any longer if one of the clowns got out of the Clown Car and announced that he was now president of the United States? Would we cheer and yell, MAGA???

The Kavanaugh hearings, with McConnell grumbling nasty things, and the idiot from South Carolina yelling about how we the people had carried out such a foul attack on this wonderful man that we were guilty  of crimes against humanity. This from Mitch, who denied Mr. Garland even the opportunity of a hearing.  Mitch, you and your kind are the disgrace.

That hearing, resulting in the appointment of a second sexual pervert to the High Court, now completes the work of the republican government. They have now corrupted the Congress, the Presidency, and the Supreme Court.

But how are we to recover from this onslaught of thoroughly corrupt, indecent pseudo-humans, who now occupy our government?  Well, yes, VOTING is the first and best step towards that end. But what comes next? What is wrong with our Nation, or perhaps just our Government, that we can produce such a corrupted result?

Well, it would seem that we need to proceed systematically to begin unraveling the systems by which we have become this corrupt.

1       1. Money: first things first. Money may indeed be the root of all evil. But, at a minimum, we need to get big money out of politics. They say power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. But I think it is money that corrupts and “absolute” money that corrupts absolutely. So, we need to elect a Congress and President that will take on Citizens United directly, and find some way to get that kind of money out of our system of government.  Maybe we need a system under which all political financing is public, and no other funds are allowed.

2      2. Term Limits: we have term limits for the Presidency. Maybe these “lifetime” appointments to the Supremes needs rethinking.  I know there are advantages to the lifetime thing—it theoretically frees the justices from the petty partisan political thing, but we now have evidence that our Supremes are definitely not free of partisanship –see Tony Scalia, and now see Brett Kavanaugh.  Then, perhaps we need to consider term limits to the House and Senate. Maybe three terms for the House and two terms for the Senate should be it.  Then let these folks go back to real jobs.

3       3. Gerrymandering: I have thought for some time that we need an independent body to design and then create voting districts that are independent of partisan advantaging. I am not sure how to create such districts, although I am certain that it is technically possible, and that the political parties –neither one—will ever be capable of creating such independent districts.  So, first we create the independent body (or bodies) and then we set them to work creating the districts. Perhaps we will need a constitutional amendment to support such work, but it would be worthwhile. Otherwise, we are doomed to the eventual Decline and Fall of the American Empire. And say Hi to Caligula should you see him on some golf course.



[1] Caligula (/kəˈlɪɡjʊlə/;[1] LatinGaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus; 31 August 12 – 24 January 41 AD) was Roman emperor from AD 37 to AD 41. The son of the popular Roman general Germanicus and Augustus' granddaughter Agrippina the Elder, Caligula was born into the first ruling family of the Roman Empire, conventionally known as the Julio-Claudian dynasty. Germanicus' uncle and adoptive father, Tiberius, succeeded Augustus as emperor of Rome in AD 14. There are few surviving sources about the reign of Caligula, although he is described as a noble and moderate emperor during the first six months of his rule. After this, the sources focus upon his cruelty, sadism, extravagance, and sexual perversion, presenting him as an insane tyrant. While the reliability of these sources is questionable, it is known that during his brief reign, Caligula worked to increase the unconstrained personal power of the emperor, as opposed to countervailing powers within the principate. He directed much of his attention to ambitious construction projects and luxurious dwellings for himself, and initiated the construction of two aqueducts in Rome: the Aqua Claudia and the Anio Novus. During his reign, the empire annexed the client kingdom of Mauretania as a province. In early AD 41, Caligula was assassinated as a result of a conspiracy by officers of the Praetorian Guardsenators, and courtiers.

[2] The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire[a] is a six-volume work by the English historian Edward Gibbon

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