The Pope apologizes for the ongoing and historic abuses of children (and adults) entrusted to their care.
Can the Pope excommunicate himself?
But, what am I thinking? He's an infallible Nazi.
Altogether now . . .
The Catholic Church sat on a wall,
The Catholic Church had a great fall,
All the Pope's horses,
And all the Pope's men,
Couldn't bring Catholics together again . . .