Gingrich Crazy

Mr. Gingrich, the former republican recently was heard to mumble, "What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anti-colonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]?" Gingrich asks. "That is the most accurate, predictive model for his behavior."


"This is a person who is fundamentally out of touch with how the world works, who happened to have played a wonderful con, as a result of which he is now president," Gingrich tells us.


"I think he worked very hard at being a person who is normal, reasonable, moderate, bipartisan, transparent, accommodating -- none of which was true," Gingrich continues. "In the Alinksy tradition, he was being the person he needed to be in order to achieve the position he needed to achieve . . . He was authentically dishonest."

Huh????

Using the Gingrich (Dinesh DaSouza) way of characterizing our President, perhaps we might begin describing Mr. Gingrich in similar terms, to wit:

Mr. Gingrich’s views of any African American can best be understood by assuming that he believes himself to be an unreconstructed southern plantation owner of the pre-Civil war genre.

Now that is but one of several ways to characterize Mr. Gingrich. Another possibility is to view Mr. Gingrich as an alien life form from the planet Saturn, whose people colonized Saturn 60,000 years ago, and now plan on taking control of the third planet from the sun. As a representative of the Saturnian general military pre-invasion force, he has been charged with determining whether the earth's population has finally succumbed to terminal craziness, at which point they would be open to being taken over by an alien culture.