OK, so how many of you love watching reruns of Seinfeld, or Sex and the City, when you become bored with the infantile humor and commercials on The Big Bang Theory? At least with reruns, you can fast forward the commercials. So that’s how I understand the recent Benghazigate hearings, or is it Benghazilla? Reruns are in, mainly because the writers seem to have run out of ideas, and because TV has been taken over by endless, mindless commercials. So it is with the House Teabaggers. If they aren’t dallying with some idea that was popular in 1830, they’re trying to recreate the excitement of a distant past when hearings were in and the public was glued to their TV sets, awaiting the next installment.
But, I submit that Benghazi-II is really more like a rerun of the GOP presidential primary debates than Seinfeld—amusing, but you can only watch it so often before it becomes painfully and terminally stupid. No, Benghazi just doesn’t make it to the top tier for rerun material. I submit, that other national geopolitical issues would fit the bill better as national attention-getters. How about one or more of the following:
Iraq WMD-gate: yeah, we could invite all those old favorites—Donny Rumsfeld—he’s so much fun. And old Dickiebird Cheney. Nobody harumphs better than old Dickie. And, of course that old standby, Mushroom-cloud Condi. Yeah, maybe she could sail in on one of her oil tankers and declare victory in Vietnam. That would make Johnnie McCain so happy. Think of the drama, the sturm und drang, as Old Donnie tells the committee why he decided to invade Iraq anyway . . . just cuz he could, don’t you know. Invasions are just so much fun, especially when you’re sending someone else’s kid into battle. Yeah, a rerun of Iraq-gate would be great, even better than Seinfeld.
Or, how about Iran-Contra??? We could get old Ollie North to come in and tell us all about the deal whereby, under St. Ronald’s direction, he arranged to sell arms to a terrorist regime, so he could get the money to arm the right wing Contras in Latin America. Yeah, Ollie. He was great. So righteous, especially as prodded by St. Ronald. And, although we can’t get St. Ronald any longer, maybe we could still get Nancy to tell us what Ronnie would have told us (something on the order of “go f#*k yourselves Congress”.
And if you really, really want to dig up some serious shit, why not revisit the history and origins of the Vietnam War. You could begin with Eisenhower and his decision to support the French and then go on to Kennedy, Johnson, and, who could forget Trickie Dick’s plan to end the war . . . by invading Cambodia. Think of it. We could bring back all those great songsters during the 1960’s and use them as background to your questions. Wow. What fun.
So, let’s get started guys, with a little more imagination. Benghazi. Good grief. Next you’ll be asking me to watch reruns of the Clarence Thomas hearings . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz