The Games Begin

 And so, Let the Games Begin. Ahhh Iowa, we hardly knew ye.

But How . . . Why???

I know, I know, they don’t like Joe Biden. He’s too old. They hate current inflation rates.  And so, they will vote for Donald Trump??? Not Ron DeSantis??? Not Nikki Haley???  I know, I know, I really do not like either of them either. What about Christie??? Oh, he dropped out, huh? Still, Donald Trump??? And it wasn’t even very close. I mean, he got 51% of the vote.  And the 91 indictments?? You hate inflation, but you don’t mind a dude who has been criminally indicted??? So, if he took out a gun, walked onto Fifth Avenue, and shot and killed someone, you would still prefer Donald Trump??? Really??

I do not any longer understand Americans. I mean, is this really just Stupidity??? Can it be that simple? Nah, there must be other explanations. Religion??? But how could a belief in God affect anyone’s thinking about voting for someone as bizarre as Donald Trump? I mean, he is as far from Jesus as it is possible to get.  More likely, Trump would have been one of the dudes stringing him up to that cross, and then banging in the nails, before heading off to the local pub for a couple of brews.

What is there to like about the man? Oh, he hates people trying to cross into our country, especially if they are of a slightly different color, and maybe speak a different language.  And so, I assume every racist in America prefers Donald Trump to almost anyone else. And he makes fun of women every chance he gets. “Grab’m by the pussy . . .they love it”. Really? And so, ladies, tell me again why you prefer Donald Trump? You mean, you really do love it when someone like him grabs you by the pussy??

And they seem not to mind the fact that he fails at almost everything he tries? I mean, six bankruptcies??? And three failed marriages???  So, he’s lousy in business, and worse at the marriage thing.  Really, has there ever been anyone as bad at so many things as Donald Trump?

But, you say, he was a great president! Really?  Well, they loved his hawkish foreign affairs talk. And, more, they loved his gibberish about our Border policies.  Yeah, he’s a flaming racist at our borders, and they love that. He’s going to build a Wall, and they love that, even though he failed at that when he was President.  They claim that the economy was better under Trump. Well, yeah, inflation has been nasty, but Biden has brought it under control—note that none of the Trumpies are paying attention to Biden’s successes. Well, he is a Democrat, after all. And, actually, our economy is doing well. Low unemployment, investments in public sector, sort of like Ike. Remember him?  But, Trump is obviously preferred to Ike, right??? Well, not to anyone with a functional brain.

So, I think it doesn’t matter what Biden does. He’s an old dude (as is their Dude, actually) who refuses to gun down migrants at our Southern border. I imagine also that Biden gets hit because of Bibi’s killing ways in Gaza. I mean, Trump was a fairly strong Israeli supporter, but the mess being created by Bibi at the moment, is blamed by MAGAHeads on Biden.

And so, the Republican games have now moved onto New Hampshire, where the MAGAheads hope to repeat Iowa and maybe kick both DeSantis and Haley out of the race altogether.  I mean, how much losing can their financial backers continue to support?  If you are going to continue forking out bribe money to POLs to back their candidacy, they better show themselves to be winners.  And so, let’s see whether New Hampshire MAGAHeads rule up there. So, New Hampshire, what will you be saying to America? Do you too want America to be over??? Tune in folks. The best is yet to come.