Dreaming

Wondering what it’s like after our world becomes uninhabitable. Or maybe after all the habitants of Earth, well maybe just the Americans, are shot to death by the few remaining Americans who still own guns? Or, how about this? What will life be like after Trump becomes President again, and declares that the day of the Presidential election is now over and he will simply stay in power for as long as he wants.

Yeah, won’t those be fun?

See, the world’s Climate scientists are now telling us that it may already be too late to correct the worst of Climate Change, and that we now need to prepare ourselves for a permanent shift in weather. See, days in America will now be routinely 130 degrees.  And when we get rain, it will mainly be furious thunderstorms that drop 6-10 inches in a few hours.  Oh, and blowing over trees, or maybe even a few shaky houses. See, the wind accompanying the storms will likely be 75 miles per hour, so we need to nail everything down.

And then in between the storms, the NRA plans to arm everyone in America with a combination of 9 MM automatic handguns and automatic machine guns.  See, instead of public debates about contentious issues, the NRA and their republican supporters will just show up at debates and simply shoot everyone on “the other side”.  Republicans have already approved this approach.

Oh and then all the trials of Donald Trump have been declared invalid attempts to illegally gain power. He has declared himself immune from all criminal prosecutions, and has asked the NRA to remove all of the illegal judges and prosecuting attorneys who were selected by that other side—you know, those Democrats. So, he has decided that all Democrats are criminals by definition, and they are to be placed in camps on the edges of our Nation.

And then there were NONE.  Yeah, all Americans who opposed Trump are to be declared illegal aliens, placed in the camps, and then eliminated.  Only then will America be safe.

OMG, and then I awakened, after a nightmarish sleep. I turned on NPR and America still seemed to be here in one piece. And although the weather forecast some rain and a high of 84, nothing more disastrous was expected. 

Oh, and those trials of Donald Trump? Well, they seemed to be taking too long, but at least they are continuing.  Goodness, that was an awful dream state I was in. I wonder where that all came from? Oh, yeah, I know. I really should stop reading the news too late at night. I need to return to watching “Are You Being Served”, or “Mrs. Brown’s Boys” on TV just before heading for bed.  I’m getting way too old to listen to anything Donald Trump is saying, especially very late at night. Yeah, return to BBC comedies Richard. Leave the real world of late night News Horrors to the permanently Young at Heart,